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How to operate an Elevator:

    General Elevator Etiquette overview;
  1. An elevator is a public transportation device that is built around the principals of moving people between floors in a holistically efficient manner.
  2. You must never press the up button when you are attempting to go down.
  3. You must never press the down button when you are attempting to go up.
  4. You must never press a floor selector button unless you plan to exit on that floor.
  5. Cell phone usage, or personal conversation is not appropriate on the elevator while others are present.
  6. Eating and drinking on an elevator with unknown passengers is not acceptable.

    Pre-entry checklist;
  1. (A) Determine current location
  2. (B) Determine desired location
  3. Using the information determined from steps 1 and 2
      Using the numbers determined in steps one and two;
    1. If A > B press the down button.
    2. If A < B press the up button.
    3. Operational / Etiquette note: It is NOT acceptable at any time to press both the up and down buttons.

    After entering the elevator;
  1. Locate control panel
  2. Determine security mechanism in place designed to control floor access.
    1. Examples:
    2. Card swipe required to activate floor?
    3. Code required to be keyed in on keypad to activate floor?
  3. Using (B) determined above, press button.
    1. Successful floor selection is usually identified by an indicator light that stays lit signaling that the floor was selected.
    2. If the floor light does not stay lit and/or the elevator does not move, return to step two.
  4. Arrive on desired floor.
    1. People exiting elevator have right of way; if someone tries to enter the elevator before allowing you to exit run them over.
  5. Exit elevator